& I'm out of my fucking mind.
Things I love; bitter sarcasm, drag queens, imagining everyone in the world is gay, hot chicks, Chris Colfer, Rocky Horror, Supernatural (mostly Wincest), The Shield, mashed potatoes & groping innocent people.
Get like me.
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want