I'm Jamie.
Opinionated.
Obsessive.
& I'm out of my fucking mind.

Things I love; bitter sarcasm, drag queens, imagining everyone in the world is gay, hot chicks, Chris Colfer, Rocky Horror, Supernatural (mostly Wincest), The Shield, mashed potatoes & groping innocent people.

Get like me.
16
Sep
11:12am

king-of-tacos:

zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

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YES FRICKING YES

(via ;portugalpirate)
16
Sep
11:11am
16
Sep
11:08am
(via ;romenreigns)
16
Sep
5:24am

laughterbynight:

deviess:

babybutta:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

…..UHM k.

👀

0____0

(via ;grimapparitions)
16
Sep
5:21am

all problems in life can be solved by pictures of this butt

16
Sep
5:18am

officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

16
Sep
5:01am

melzabelza:

I clearly missed something last night… I mean, I know I fell asleep early, but what in the hell is this?

Poor Tom…

(via ;rrsexybeast)
16
Sep
4:52am

threelisabeth:

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

16
Sep
4:51am
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
~ Sylvia Plath (via quitline)
16
Sep
4:48am

like if i could just touch seth my life would be complete

but i imagine in trying to instigate even a handshake i’d just gurgle and fall over

#sociallyawkwardjamiedoesnotunderstandthemeaningofYOLO